Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Global Classrooms


One of the highlights of this month has been my participation in the bilingual high schools' Model United Nations conference. Basically, all of the Fulbrighters who teach in the secondary schools have been prepping their kids for this event since September. (On a sidenote, I have to say that the elementary teachers kind of get jipped in this deal- prepping kids for standardized tests from Cambridge is not nearly as fun.) The Fulbrighters made up the Dais, or council that presides over the meetings.

It was a two-day event but I was only there for the second day as a judge of the Western European Conference. There were five conferences- Asia, Africa, Eastern Europe, Western Europe and Latin America. For some reason the Western European conference included countries like the US, Turkey, Israel and New Zealand, I guess they didn't know where else to put them(?) Anyway, each country had 2 delegates that came from the same school and who had worked together to write position papers and research their selected country to debate the topic of Access to Education, with an emphasis on Women's rights.


The kids took it really seriously and it was fantastic to watch. The spoke in English the entire time, they stayed on task (ALL day long, even when I was ready to have a siesta on the Dais table), and they really tried to represent their countries honestly. Their intentions, while at times naive, were quite honorable and they had all kinds of countries working together to make a better educational environment for all. It really was a special day.

At the end of the day we had an awards ceremony at the Assembly of Madrid and the kids were just ecstatic to win anything. They all cheered for their friends and other kids who had been in their conferences. It was a nice break from my daily routine and it made me happy to think that some of my elementary school kids could be participating in just a few years time.

(some of the notes that the delegates passed to each other in the effort to write resolutions during the conference)

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Carnaval!






While the Spaniards leave a lot to be desired when it comes to Halloween, they definitely compensate for it with Carnaval. On Feb 17-19 we headed south to Cadiz, Spain, for a good time in celebration of all things Carnaval. Renting a 9-passenger van was actually the cheapest option and I, being the only one eligible to drive given my age and knowledge of manual shifts, piloted the party bus through floods, road closures and giant sand banks in the middle of the freeway. Apparently, Seville had seen quite a bit of rain before we got there and it had no intention of stopping for the duration of our 6 hour drive.


We made it into Cadiz around 2 am and moved our party of 8 into an apartment for 5. Actually we were quite comfortable. The following 2 days were a mix of partying, costumes and tourism. We wandered our Cadiz, which is a tiny little city, checking out the cathedrals, the ocean and the old city during the day. Then at night we all got into costume and wandered around the city with thousands of other folks in interesting costumes.


Oddly, everyone wore the exact same costume when they were in a group together. I saw 8 Elvis(es?) running around in the same costume (I still have a pair of their glasses to prove it haha), football teams, avatars, ghostbusters, matadors, and there was even a Baywatch troupe except they were complied completely of hairy men all dressed like Pam Andersen... they were still my favorites though. Anyway, our costumes were well received, we were Alice and Wonderland.


This was my goal for the night and consquently, my favorite picture- they even had people with them dressed as cows... quintessential Spain :P

Friday, February 12, 2010

Just keep swimming

I've joined a Master's swim team here in Madrid. We practice weeknights at 9:30 pm. It's a bit late for me considering I'm used to practicing at midday so I can get the best tan (not to mention I could easily be asleep in bed by that time), but the group is a lot of fun and I've really been enjoying the workouts. They've even got me going to their competitions, monthly events that resemble the meets from my rec-swimming days, complete with poor organization and human timers carrying stopwatches and event cards. In two weeks I'll swim the 800m freestyle because I decided that if the late 50-something woman can do it with the largest breasts I've seen on a 5'o tall woman, then I can too.

There are quite a few younger people on the team that like to go out dancing after meets and on birthdays. Here, it is a tradition that if it's your birthday YOU are the one who provides all the snacks to celebrate. The last birthday after swim practice we had Spanish tortilla, empanada, beer, fanta, cured meats, cheese and trail mix. It was awesome.

Our team is small but the dynamic is exceptionally entertaining...

We have the uber-competitive, uber-machista, late 40-something man who is by far the biggest trash talker on the team but livens things up dramatically. Every time he beats the Basque guy he yells some sort of nationalistic victory cry that usually causes me to put my head underwater so he can't see me laughing.

The nerdy but beautiful coach who plans all the sets and eats, sleeps and breathes swimming. He's even purchased a neoprene suit for races that costs over 300 euros and sends us floods of emails about the newest technology in swimming. Everyone went nuts when he broke a Master's breast stroke record in one of the recent meets (timed with a STOPWATCH for heaven's sake).

The ex-Olympic swimmer from Mexico who does all kinds of dry land exercises like push-ups and sit-ups but then only gets in the pool for about 15 minutes every night. He also has the neoprene suit.

Of course there is always a legion of very sweet and friendly older men who take practice very seriously over in Lane 2, but chat with me about all things Spanish, American and in between, during meets and before and after practices. My favorite of those is a charmer, who I just found out the other night speaks English really well and lived in Britain for a year or two. (I think he was keeping that one at bay so he could use it one day, not unlike me at the elementary school where the little ones still haven't figured out that I understand them...) These guys are clutch for finding out about the best jazz concerts in the city.

Likewise, no Master's team would be complete without the dirty old men- those who always find a moment to make borderline inappropriate comments and innuendos to girls 30+ years their junior...

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Today I learned from the free Metro newspaper...

One of the highlights of my mornings here in Madrid is the free newspaper that is disbursed at the Metro entrances in the city. At first I never took one, simply because I usually have a book to read or papers to grade, but after my roommate told me that the papergirl has to stay outside until all of her papers have been distributed, I began grabbing one out of pity on my way down the stairs. Turns out the paper is not only educational, but quite entertaining. While a beacon of journalistic excellence it is not, the local news, information and amusing oddities are enough to start my day with a little glee. I've been saving some of the treasures:


Friday, February 12, 2009-

Good lord what has gotten into the Greeks? Not only are they strike-crazy and broke but they have been reporting false data to the EU about their economy and other *minor* issues. Apparently being the father of modern western civilization is all the money in the bank you need? The following quote will continue to be the joy of my weekend- says biochemist Vasiliki Revithi, "But we gave the world democracy, and we expect the European Union to support us." (This actually came from the NYT Global Edition)

Thursday February 11, 2009-

New streets in a neighborhood in Zaragosa, Spain, are expected to receive names from video games, including Calle Super Mario Brothers. Officials feel that since street names have always been a reflection on the culture it seems normal to jump from Calle Lorca and Calle Cervantes to Calle de The Legend of Zelda. I also read the breakdown by region on Spanish sex lives. Apparently the Basques are the most sincere, the Cantabrians and Extremadurans the most satisfied, the Catalans and Madrid-ers the least satisfied, and the Murcianos are the biggest liars. Good to know?

Monday, February 8, 2010-

Unionized Greek prostitutes went on strike last month to protest unlicensed competition from Russian and Eastern European prostitutes. Also, the Bulgarian Prime Minister has said that he is adding more women to his administration because, " Women are more diligent than men, and they don't take long lunches or go to the bar...Women have stronger characters than men because when they say no they mean no, and they are less corruptible." Sexism in reverse?

Thursday, February 4, 2010-

A giant sand replica of Ghandi was created in India by 50 artists using 19 different shades of sand and it only took about 4 1/2 hours. Also, the Madrid Metro is considering letting dogs ride the train.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010-

Senior citizens may take a free computer class here in Madrid as long as they bring a note proving that they are 'free of infectious disease'. Today is also National Tortilla Day! (Día de la Tortilla)

Tuesday, February 2, 2010-

(Sidenote- Today in my 5th grade class the kids laughed at me when I said the Spanish word 'entonces' without the lisp. In Spain it's pronounced 'en-tohn-thes' whereas in the rest of the Spanish-speaking world it's 'en-tohn-ses'. Awesome.)

75% of Catalan cinemas are striking to protest the new law mandating that 50% of the movies shown in the movie theaters must be dubbed into Catalan (of the cinemas in Catalonia). This would be extremely expensive and according to my roommate from Barcelona, "Nobody wants to watch movies in Catalan!" Equally as fascinating, I learned that Michael Jackson's glove had its gallery debut today in Macao, China, at its new home, a shrine dedicated to all things Michael. The glove was purchased from the US for $1 million.

Monday, February 1, 2010-

Punky Brewster (AKA Sun Moon Somethingorother) lives in L.A., has opened a shop of eco-products for children, had a breast reduction as a teenager due to gigantomastia (which I thought was a made-up Spanish word until I Wikipediaed it), and occasionally still dresses up in Punky wear to take pictures. She also Twitters.

Thursday, January 28, 2010-

81% of young people (15-24) in Madrid consider going out and partying (while not necessarily drinking) one of their most sought-after pastimes. 20% enjoy reading and the theatre. I realize the percentages don't add up.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Snow Day!

So I was supposed to go back to school today but instead I stayed home because it snowed in Madrid. Really, we only got a couple of inches, but it was enough for Madrid to shut things down- schools, the airport, train schedules... the place was a bit of a mess.

With my free day I've been catching up on things like this blog, emails, and grading papers. I'm also planning out my goals at school for the upcoming year.

After this trip to Morocco, my mindset has changed a bit. If anything, Morocco helped me to appreciate how nice Spain is and has also helped me to remember to take advantage of the time I have left here.

So I have 2 projects to work on until June. The first has been ongoing and it is a quest really to get the 5th and 6th grade children writing correctly in English. So far we have written about superheroes, holidays and other random silly things that will get the children interested in writing sentences. They really get stoked when we write about things that let them use their imagination. I guess that's the benefit of being the English teacher, I don't have to make them write about ancient civilizations or tectonic plates (not that those things aren't fascinating!).

My second project is a Science Fair for the 6th graders. They've never done one before and they haven't really done a lot of hands on experimentation in science so I am excited to see what they will come up with for this. Although now that I am in the beginning planning stages I have already realized that organizing this will be a lot more work than I originally thought!

New Year, new goals. I'm definitely looking forward to see how it all goes! Happy New Year everyone! Thanks for reading!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Titrit and Izza Do Morocco


After a flash flood, a parasite, and an attack by a henna painter with a syringe amidst a sea of Moroccan hustlers, Isabel and I couldn't help but feel a little like we were escaping while crossing the Strait of Gibraltar from Tangier back to Algeciras last Thursday. And that´s only the beginning...

We flew into Marrakesh on the 29th and were elated to have fresh Moroccan stamps in Arabic on our passports. After getting marginally ripped off by a taxi driver we arrived in the city proper and enjoyed some coffee while planning our next move. Snake charmers, fruit salesmen, henna painters and carpet sellers all had begun to fill the streets and set up shop by the mid-morning hour; it was quite enchanting. During the day we wandered the streets, checked out an old mosque (from the outside only, non-Muslims are not permitted inside), visited some ornate old tombs and did a bit of haggling of our own in the souks or markets in the old city. We ate couscous and drank mint tea and just enjoyed the smoggy metropolis of Marrakesh. In the evening we wandered around the main square and looked at all of the things for sale. Camel leather, jewelry, spices, roosters, goats, and carpets were up for the bidding- "Small shop, small price" was the sales pitch. At some point in the evening a henna artist tried to get me to purchase her craft. I humored her and looked at her pictures and then politely declined. Not accepting no for an answer, she whipped out a syringe full of henna and grabbed my hand. I tried to recoil but she held fast and plunged the syringe toward my hand, stopping just short of piercing the skin, and squeezed its contents onto my hand. I almost flipped out but held it together long enough to tell her to get the henna off my hand immediately! Fortunately she got the hint and she cleaned it off and left me be.

After Marrakesh, we took a beautiful bus trip over the Atlas Mountains to get to the desert where we would get to ride our lovely camels. On one of the bus breaks we met a Berber friend who excitedly announced to us that he was marrying an American girl on January 4. He was quite friendly and we ended up spending the evening with him in his town on the way out to the dunes in Merzouga. He even gave us the Berber names- I was Titrit (Star) and Isabel was Izza, and we met all of the young men in the town, most of whom were drunk and just wanted to meet the foreign girls. They were all non-threateningly friendly, however, so it wasn't a problem. Our friend, who spoke no less than 5 languages fluently and quite a few others conversationally, also told us that not only was his fiancé a Peace Corps Volunteer, but that they were getting married explicitly for his green card. Just going the extra mile for her country at the risk of jail time? Maybe she thought that passing out condoms and teaching English wasn´t enough of a contribution. We wanted to the wedding, but a trip to Casablanca just didn't fit into the itinerary.

Reaching the dunes in Merzouga turned out to be quite a feat. The first day we took a 7 hour bus to Ouzarzate and then another 3 hours to Boulame Dadas. From there we spent the night and then waited for a 7:30 am bus that we were worried we were going to miss because we were locked into our hostel in the morning and nobody woke up to let us out until we banged on the door for 20 minutes. Of course, the bus never came so we ended up befriending a French couple who were also waiting and taking a 2 1/2 hr taxi ride across the desert together that had us arrive to Merzouga around 1:00 pm. I was overjoyed when the taxi had to stop in the middle of the road because of camel crossing.

Once in Merzouga, we got ourselves signed up for a New Year's Eve camel tour in the dunes with an overnight stay in the desert in Berber tents and waited to see what the night would bring. We departed at 4ish pm and had a gaggle of Spaniards on our tour who turned out to be a lot of fun. They even brought champagne and the traditional 12 grapes per person that they eat at midnight in Spain (one for every stroke of the clock) and they were happy to share with us. My camel happened to be particularly gassy on the way out, but fortunately I was the leader of the camel train during my camel's musical presentation so I didn't have to smell him. This was by far my favorite part of our trip and I even got to go sandboarding in the dunes in the evening before our bonfire that was complete with African drums and Berber singing. Plus we got to wake up New Year's Day to the serene sounds of camels farting and munching on grass!

We left Merzouga the following evening on a freezing-cold overnight bus for Fez. We arrived at 4:30 in the morning and waited it out in the train station until it was light enough to meander the streets. The old city was straight out of a scene from Aladdin with markets and winding streets full of men making carpets, tanning leather and selling camel paraphernalia of every kind. We got lost in the labyrinth of over 4,900 dirt and cobblestone streets and had to ask directions a couple of times to find our way out. We also visited a sweet arms museum that had old canons, crazy medieval weapons of death and haunting yet lovely, bejeweled and ivory-paneled rifles and knifes. In Fez we met up with Adam, a friend of mine from the program Spain, and were quite happy to have his company in the patriarchy that is Morocco. I'm pretty sure Fez is where I picked up my other friend too, a parasite that made the rest of the trip a lot more interesting.

From Fez, we went to Meknes to see some ruins of the Roman Empire called Volubulis. That was especially interesting and beautiful until it started to rain. And rain it did. We sought refuge in our hostel until the rain ceased long enough to get some dinner and return to the hostel. The following day we decided to take a bus up to the coast to a town just south of Tangier called Assilah. But the rains came down and the floods came up causing the bus trip to be much more of an adventure than intended. For starters the bus was packed full, leaving Isabel, Adam and I in all different parts of the bus. Once we hit the flood plains we thought for sure that as the bus pressed forward through the foot or so of water on the ground that our bags that were stored under the bus would be inundated with the muddy slosh. Locals were running around barefoot and in shorts and we passed a small, shoeless family standing on the side of the road smiling and waving at the bus. Amazingly, after a relatively short delay, we continued on and made it to Assilah a bit later than anticipated, but with dry baggage and feet. There was even a rainbow to greet us.

In Assilah I spent a lot of time in the hostel trying to recover but I ventured out long enough to enjoy the beautiful little city and the ocean (which was actually quite filthy). The weather was crisp so there was no sun-bathing or swimming but it was nice to relax after being in the busy cities of Fez and Meknes.

That was the end of our stay in Morocco with the exception of the time it took to taxi to Tangier and ferry out of there! The ferry from Tangier to Algeciras was fast and uneventful- much to my merriment the sea was calm enough and the barge was large enough for me to make it across without having to hang my head over the side of the ship.

From Algeciras we visited Gibraltar before heading back to Madrid, which was fantastic. A monkey even jumped on my head! We got to tour the inside of the rock and see more canons and hear tales about the battles seen there. The monkeys were really nuts, eating out of peoples' hands and jumping on cars. As it is a British possession, we dined on fish and chips for lunch- quite the treat after weeks of couscous and vegetables. It was a delightful way to end our journey.

Christmas at Colegio Clara Campoamor

On our last day of school before Christmas, we had a little party. The kids sang Christmas carols in both English and Spanish, they did a Nativity play and they ate lots of sweets. After the combined program the kids broke into their individual classrooms for the real party. Highlights included a 4th grade sing and dance off (the winner being "Thriller"), 6th grade coat-mime story time, and a large assortment of Lindt chocolates, yum.

Pictures:
1- five year olds Sheila and Arantxa in Mrs. Claus outfits.
2- sixth graders in their Santa hats that I had them make.